What weighs two tons and wears a flower behind its ear?a hippypotamus What weighs two tons and practices medicine clumsily?a hiippocratic oaf What weighs two tons and is always under medication?a hippochondriac What weighs two tons and has an hourglass figure?a hulahoopapotamus What weighs two tons and lives under a Roman bathhouse?a hippocaust What weighed …
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Bubblewrap
Bubblewrap. My mom used to fall down a lot, and we told her we should wrap her in bubblewrap. Today, talking about bumping into things a lot due to my wonky eyesight, the topic came up again. Bubblewrap hat… maybe a turban! Because it would be so elegant. Then this: *scene on a bus, train, …
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