Bubblewrap.
My mom used to fall down a lot, and we told her we should wrap her in bubblewrap. Today, talking about bumping into things a lot due to my wonky eyesight, the topic came up again.
Bubblewrap hat… maybe a turban! Because it would be so elegant.
Then this:
*scene on a bus, train, or any mode of public transportation, maybe an elevator*
‘pop’
“Stop it.”
‘pop… pop pop…’
“Cut it out!”
“Just one more…”
‘pop’
‘pop pop pop’
“No! No more! I don’t even know you!”
‘pop pop pop pop…’
“Aaaarrrrghhh….!”
‘pop’
There’s only one way to prevent a killing here: Give the other guy a big piece of bubblewrap. Give everyone bubblewrap!
And clean up afterwards.
POP!
LOOSELY SPEAKING... 