My mom used to fall down a lot, and we told her we should wrap her in bubblewrap. Today, talking about bumping into things a lot due to my wonky eyesight, the topic came up again.

Bubblewrap hat… maybe a turban! Because it would be so elegant.

Then this:

*scene on a bus, train, or any mode of public transportation, maybe an elevator*


“Stop it.”

‘pop… pop pop…’

“Cut it out!”

“Just one more…”


‘pop pop pop’

“No! No more! I don’t even know you!”

‘pop pop pop pop…’



There’s only one way to prevent a killing here: Give the other guy a big piece of bubblewrap. Give everyone bubblewrap!

And clean up afterwards.


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