Ouch!
Ow, I say!
OOOh, aaarrgh…!
Are you looking my way?
How loud must I be to get your attention?
I need that and comfort,
And it’s my intention
To lie here and moan
and weep and groan
‘Til you take proper notice
though I must miss out
on my luncheon!
O, woe!
2004