In This Season of Punditry…

 What weighs two tons and wears a flower behind its ear?a hippypotamus What weighs two tons and practices medicine clumsily?a hiippocratic oaf  What weighs two tons and is always under medication?a hippochondriac What weighs two tons and has an hourglass figure?a hulahoopapotamus  What weighs two tons and lives under a Roman bathhouse?a hippocaust  What weighed …