What weighs two tons and wears a flower behind its ear?
a hippypotamus
What weighs two tons and practices medicine clumsily?
a hiippocratic oaf
What weighs two tons and is always under medication?
a hippochondriac
What weighs two tons and has an hourglass figure?
a hulahoopapotamus
What weighs two tons and lives under a Roman bathhouse?
a hippocaust
What weighed two tons, and once lived in the White House?
Rhino Reagon
What weighs two tons and stands in the corner?
a hippoteneuse
What weighs two tons and affects your nerves?
a hippothalamus
What do you call something that weighs two tons, walks under rivers and dresses in grammaflage?
hippreposterous
What do you call the love child of a rhinocerous and elephant?
elephino.
What is it when a bracchiating ape steals your breakfast?
gibbon-take
What has four hoofs and wanders around Africa in a state of confusion?
a bewilderbeast
What do you use to put up an African roof?
Giraffters
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